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  • Warped La Hacienda

    $182.70$250.00

    Warped La Hacienda and La Hacienda First Growth are two very popular blends from this amazing cigar maker.

    First off, La Hacienda is a Nicaraguan puro featuring a Corojo wrapper. This blend comes in two sizes – Superiores (a 5 5/8 x 46 Corona Gorda) and a Gran Robusto (5 1/2 x 52). Making this cigar such a hit is its appeal to such a wide range of smokers. Starting off on a mild note then soon evolving into a smooth, balanced and slightly sweet medium bodied smoking experience. Cigar Coop is quite impressed with the La Hacienda line rating it a respectable 90.

    Moving on to the First Growth blend, everything amps up. Here, the aged vintage blend of Nicaraguan leaves adds more flavor, body and strength across the board. For the record, with a Cigar Dojo score of 90 , Cigar Coop at 91 and the Cigar Authority with a 92……You know its a winner as well.

    Either one you choose is a top pick for sure!

    La Hacienda Superiores & Gran Robusto
    Wrapper: Nicaraguan Corojo
    Binder: Nicaraguan
    Filler: Nicaraguan
    Country of Origin: Nicaragua (TABSA)
    Blender: Kyle Gellis

    La Hacienda First Growth:
    Country of Origin: Nicaragua
    Wrapper: Nicaraguan Corojo ’99
    Binder: Nicaraguan Corojo ’99
    Filler: Nicaraguan Corojo ’99 and Criollo ’98
    Factory: TABSA
    Blender: Kyle Gellis

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  • Warped Futuro

    $184.50$189.00

    What is it about Warped Futuro? As the story goes, Eduardo Fernandez created Fernandez Aganorsa farms in 1998 to produce the finest cigar tobacco in the world along with the most talented growers from Cuba. Warped Futuro came to market in 2016 as a collaboration of Eduardo and Warp’s young founder. This edition’s intricate blend of 1998 Criollo and 1999 Corojo long leaf fillers encased in a 1999 Corojo wrapper represents Aganorsa rarest and finest vintage tobacco. The rarely applied tri-seamed cap is another testament to the attention paid in making this spicy and creamy medium to full bodied jewel.

    Country of Origin: Nicaragua
    Wrapper: Nicaraguan Corojo ‘99
    Binder: Nicaraguan Criollo ’98 and Corojo ‘99
    Filler: Nicaraguan Criollo ‘98
    Factory: TABSA
    Blender: Kyle Gellis and Max Fernandez

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  • Crowned Heads Limited Edition Capa Especial Lancero 2022

    $60.00$134.00

    This amazing Lancero contains a special blend consisting of an Ecuadorian Sumatra wrapper, Nicaraguan binder and filler from Nicaragua and the Dominican Republic. Not to mention, being made under the supervision of cigar industry icon, Ernesto Perez-Carrillo.

    Cigar Aficionado claims this 7 1/2 x 38 Lancero possesses bold flavor notes of licorice, charcoal, nuts and leather coming through before a spicy finish.

    Halfwheel touts this special cigars very good overall construction and wonderful balance with a 90 rating. To say this is a complex tasting cigar is an understatement with their take. “There is quite a bit going on in the lancero vitola, including main flavors of popcorn, cedar and cocoa nibs and almonds that show up at various points, not to mention a sadly fleeting mint note in the second third and a persistent and distinct maple syrup sweetness on the retrohale.”

    Match this to senior reviewer KATMAN‘s stellar score of 95 and there’s no doubt this Crowned Heads entry for 2022 is a winner!

    Wrapper: Ecuadorian Sumatra
    Binder: Nicaraguan
    Filler: Nicaraguan
    Country of Origin: Dominican Republic
    Factory: Tabacalera La Alianza

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  • Warped Assorted Blends

    $132.46$234.00

    Warped Assorted Blends is an array of this master cigar makers best.

    Needless to say that Warped is one of the most sought after small batch boutique blends today. No matter which one you pick, you’re in for a precision made treat. Here you go!

    Maestro Del Tiempo “Master of time” is comprised of Nicaraguan ’99 wrapper, Nicaraguan Corojo ’99 and Criollo “98 fillers and Nicaraguan binders. Offering a light to medium bodied experience with notes of chewiness, cedar, cream, vanilla, walnuts and a mild sweetness. Cigar Authority rates it a 92.
    Corto “Short” is comprised of a Nicaraguan Corojo ’99 wrapper, Nicaraguan Corojo ’99 and Criollo ’98 fillers and Nicaraguan binders. Offering a full bodied experience with notes of black pepper, dense wood, leather, chocolate, caramel and molasses. Cigar Aficionado rates it a 90.

    La Colmena “Beehive” is comprised of an Ecuadorian Defloada wrapper, vintage Dominican and Nicaraguan fillers with Ecuadorian binders. Offering a light to medium bodied experience with notes of cream, honey, vanilla, white pepper and cedar. Cigar Coop rates it a 91.
    Don Reynaldo Regalos is named after the owner’s Dad is comprised of a Dominican Corojo wrapper,Dominican and Nicaraguan fillers with Nicaraguan binders. Offering a medium bodied experience with notes of cedar, barnyard, peppercorn and a depth of cream. KATMAN rates this jewel an astounding 97!

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  • Warped Flor Del Valle Sky Flower

    Original price was: $160.00.Current price is: $144.00.

    Warped Flor Del Valle Sky Flower is a tribute to the tradition and artistic expression of old-world cigar-making with a modern twist.

    Each of these cigars is a testament to the craftsmanship and meticulous attention to detail that Warped is known for. At the heart of the Flor Del Valle Sky Flower is an exclusive and unique blend of Aganorsa Leaf tobaccos producing rich flavor and aromatic qualities. The fillers and binder are a combination of rare Nicaraguan Corojo and Criollo leaves. The result is a medium to full-bodied profile that is intensely satisfying.

    Cigar Coop rates this blend a very respectable 92. Their description is short and sweet. “The Sky Flower was an excellent cigar from start to finish.” Cigar Aficionado thinks this Lancero is worth a try as well. “A long, thin, matte-brown cigar with a multi-seam cap and some prominent veins. First puffs ease the palate into a warm breadiness, eventually showing lively notes of nutmeg, cinnamon and cloves before the black tea finish.”

    Country of Origin: Nicaragua
    Factory: Tabacos Valle de Jalapa S.A.
    Wrapper: Nicaragua (Corojo 99)
    Binder: Nicaragua
    Filler: Nicaragua (Criollo 98 & Corojo 99)

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  • Warped Nicotina

    $300.00

    Warped Nicotina is the reincarnation of the of an old Cuban brand originating in 1880.

    Nicotina contains a Corojo ’99 wrapper encasing Criollo ’98 binder and a filler blend of the two. The result is a very different medium to full bodied Warped blend.

    Blind Man’s Puff rates it at 90. They have a lot to say. “This is a tale of transitions as the cigar changes so much from segment to segment. I love the fact that it never was boring easing me into the final portion which was large and in charge in regard to flavor and nicotine power. I absolutely did not want this cigar to end.” KATMAN ups it to a score of 92. He describes it as a balanced cigar with flavor notes of caramel, malt, chocolate, espresso, red and black peppers.

    Warped Nicotina is only available in a 5 1/2 x 52 size box pressed belicoso box of 25.

    No doubt that this Warped cigar is another winner!

    Country of Origin: Nicaragua
    Wrapper: Nicaraguan Corojo 99
    Binder: Nicaraguan Criollo 98
    Filler: Nicaraguan Corojo and Nicaraguan Criollo
    Factory: Tabacos Valle de Jalapa S.A. (TABSA)
    Blender: Kyle Gellis

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  • Warped The Devil’s Hands Corona Especial

    $275.00

    The Warped Devil’s Hands Corona Especial is the result of Kyle Gellis’ best thinking.

    All the leaves contained in this very special cigar are from Aganorsa’s most prized and regarded farms in Esteli, while the cover leaf is Shade Grown Corojo ’99 from Jalapa. The result is a truly amazing smoking experience.

    Cigar Aficionado rates the Devil’s Hands a respectable 92 with a great description. “Rolled with a multi-seam cap and tan wrapper, this good-looking corona delivers a profoundly nutty smoke of pistachio, almond and cashew character. Herbal and peppery notes also come through before a finish hinting of caramel.” Noted Reviewer KATMAN rates it higher at 94. His words are spot on. “The cigar just explodes with complexity. Strength hits the ceiling. This blend is so complete in its design.”

    If you consider yourself a seasoned smoker, this cigar has your name all over it!

    Origin: Esteli, Nicaragua
    Factory: Aganorsa Leaf
    Vitola: 6 x 44
    Wrapper: Nicaragua Corojo ’99
    Filler: Nicaragua Criollo ’98 and Corojo ’99
    Binder: Nicaragua Criollo ’98

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  • Warped Eagles Descent Toro Especial

    Original price was: $300.00.Current price is: $270.00.

    Warped Eagles Descent Toro Especial is a bold, intricate expression of the cigar maker’s art to say the least..

    This very special cigar is a sophisticated mix of seriously aged Nicaraguan tobaccos, coming from the fertile regions of Estelí and Jalapa. The fillers provide a deep, complex base, curating earthy, robust flavors and subtle hints of sweetness. The binder is a vintage Nicaraguan leaf that enhances the structural integrity and flavor profile of the cigar.

    Cigar Aficionado describes this limited production cigar well. “Light brown in color with a veiny wrapper and triple cap, this cigar draws and burns evenly. The nutty, cedary core is spiced up by zesty notes of cinnamon, nutmeg and ginger that lead to a walnut shell finish.” With this in mind, noted reviewer KATMAN rates Eagles Descent a 94! Enough said!

    Eagles Descent Toro Especial comes in only one size, measuring 5 5/8 x 52 of 25 count boxes. But Beware…..only 1,500 were made so……. Get em’ when we have ’em.

    Country of Origin: Nicaragua
    Wrapper: Nicaraguan Corojo ’99
    Binder: Nicaraguan Criollo ’98
    Filler: Nicaraguan Corojo ’99 and Criollo ’98
    Factory: TABSA
    Blender: Kyle Gellis

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    Warped Serie Gran Reserva 1988

    Original price was: $270.00.Current price is: $219.38.

    Yes, we have it when we have it, the Warped Serie Gran Reserva 1988! If we could put another star next to this cigar, we would. Rated 95 and being one of the top 25 cigars of the year , this incredible cigar stands as Kyle Gellis’ crowning achievement. This brilliantly blended Nicaraguan puro is a smooth, balanced and soothingly flavorful stick that is an extremely rewarding smoking experience to its finish. Enjoy the Warped Serie Gran Reserva BIG TIME!

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    Origin – Nicaragua
    Filler – Varied
    Binder – Coming Soon!
    Wrapper Type – Corojo

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